Side Effects

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Side Effects ©2014 Greg Lambert Johnny's in the basement Tryin' to take his medicine It has a warning issued by the government You can get lockjaw, rickets and hives Swallow your tongue, lose your life You can turn green and look like Schrek This medication may have side effects Momma's in the ktchen fixin' up the dishes Pappa's in the den busting out of his britches They both decide to lose some weight So they sprinkle their food with some cyclamates Grew something gangly around their necks This medication may have side effects Chorus Side Effects, Side Effects Making me a nervous wreck It's enough to make you sick I can't take these side effects Johnny's at the clinic with a prescription He's got a spasm and a conniption Screaming dementia and toxic shock Spreading like crazy up and down the block It's an epidemic can't get no rest This medication may have side effects Chorus Instrumental Bridge Consult your doctor Use as directed Don't take too many or too few Put your left foot in Put your left foot out Do the hokey-pokey Chorus

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Lyrics Credits: Greg Lambert

Music Credits: Greg Lambert

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Performance Credits: Railroad Trax Productions

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Song Length: 3:17

Primary Genre: Country-Rock

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